Recently, I went to an estate sale in my neighborhood. Nobody was sitting outside as I pulled into the driveway but I noticed movement behind one of the curtained windows. I was just ready to get out of the car when my cell rang, so I closed my car door and took the call.
I was still at the end of the driveway but had pulled to the side in case someone else came along. While I was sitting in my car talking on the phone I kept noticing movement behind the curtain. And it had spread! Now, three windows were occupied and they all were staring at me.
I finished up my call and got out of the car and headed up to the carport where some of the estate items were set out. I was looking over the table when the door to the carport opened and three heads were staring straight at me!
"See, I told you," one of them said with obvious disappointment.
"Well, I wasn't sure," said the other.
The third one looked at me and saw my quizzical look and said this: "When you pulled up in that red Mustang we thought you were a hot guy!"
I wasn't expecting that ending.
ReplyDeleteSo did you feel deflated?
Mustang? How many tickets have you got this year?
Perhaps they need a vision exam
ReplyDeleteFunny post! Did you buy anything?
ReplyDeleteGray: Flat. Yep, a Mustang. No tickets, ever!
ReplyDeleteRae: A bedroom suit.
I think you might be fibbing about the tickets - your not losing your memory are you? :)
ReplyDeletei saw a hot cadillac the other day. when it pulled by i looked inside. thinking hummm there might be a hot middleage/older man in there. nope. it was a 80 year old white lady with a cigeratte dangling from her lips. i about died.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, that is simply great! I think I would have died laughing.
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