On my tenth day of dieting my body said to me:
10 minutes of walking
9 times I've cheated
8 glasses of water
7 slimey salads
6 sugarfree Jello cups
YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight)
4 protein shakes
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
...and a
Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.
Okay...I need this before the holidays come. Thing is, it will all come back after the holidays (sighs).
ReplyDeleteI can imagine my 10 minutes of walking and having to knock upon a neighbor's door, panting and asking for a glass of water..!! *smiles*
ReplyDeleteLovin' this...wondering about the next 2...