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Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day XII

On my twelfth day of dieting my body said to me:

12 disappointing weigh ins

11 yucky carrot sticks

10 minutes of walking

9 times I've cheated

8 glasses of water

7 slimey salads

6 sugarfree Jello cups

YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight)

4 protein shakes

3 low-carb bars

2 hunger pains...

...and a

Thank goodness, that's over! There's always next year! Now, let's eat!

3 comments:

  1. That was pretty good - thanks for the laugh. Pretty creative of you!
    I want to steal it :)

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  2. I've seen a number of your verses and must say, your version is really funny--I love it and I can totally relate! And yes, time for Christmas cookies!

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  3. Ahhhh...sorry by the 12 disappointing weigh ins...And, it would be the same with me...Good postings...

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