A few of my favorites. Feel free to leave your own cold/colder comments in the comments section.
It's so cold that my Christmas decorations are now permanently affixed to my house.
It's so cold that my runny nose is now a small icicle.
It's so cold that even Mother Nature has been asking for another blanket.
It's colder than an Eskimo's Eskimo pie.
And my personal favorite, although I don't know why...It's colder than a witch's titty
colder than a polar bears bed.
ReplyDeleteHi----Hope your holidays were GREAT~!!! Missed coming by your blog...Will play catch-up....
ReplyDeleteOne that our family bounces around is--"Colder than a well digger's @$$!"
it's colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra ... one of my favorites too.
ReplyDeleteYou are naughty :)
ReplyDeleteIt's colder than my old grandmas glare.
How about this one?
ReplyDeleteIt's so cold outside that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets!
ha! Stay warm & welcome back!
It's colder than (insert politician's name) heart.
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