On my twelfth day of dieting my body said to me:
12 disappointing weigh-ins
11 times the kitties have told me to pick up her
book
10 minutes of walking
9 times I've cheated
8 glasses of water
7 slimy salads
6 sugar-free Jello cups
YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight)
4 protein shakes
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
...and a
Thank goodness, that's over! There's always next year!
Now, let's eat!
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