Home Away From Home

As you can tell from my photo to the right over there I'm a gal that likes to have fun. That picture was taken of me when I went 4-wheeling in the Grand Canyon a few years ago. So, imagine my surprise yesterday morning when I was awakened by pounding, hammering, and muffled curses outside my house. WTH? I staggered down the stairs and saw four men with all different kinds of equipment attacking my house. It seems that owners of the residence where the cat and I live in relative harmony wants to put new siding on the house, and maybe, a new roof too! Talk about FUN!! WELL YE HAW! Did anyone call the MA Fat Woman and tell her that this was supposed to happen? No. I called the cops on them. A few hours later my landlord called and said they were going to be doing some remodeling and would need to be in an out of the house for a few days. I said I wasn't going to be home and have moved in with my Mom for the next few days. That'll teach them a lesson, I'm sure. Don't they know they're supposed to call first.