Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Thoughts From The Internet

Over the years I have received many emails from friends, families and people that I have never met. Some are crude, rude and obnoxious and others are just plain dumb. But, every once in a while you get one that really makes you think. I have included a few for you to ponder over.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, as long as you don't have to go along.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

No earth shattering information here, just a few things that make you go hhhhmmmmmm.

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