Hey! It's the MA Fat Woman here. Have you picked up my book yet? If you have, then I say, "way to go." If not, I say, "What are you waiting for?"
On my tenth day of dieting my body said to me:
10 minutes of walking
9 times I've cheated
8 glasses of water
7 slimy salads
6 sugar free Jello cups
YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight)
4 protein shakes
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.