|Today, August 15, 2013, is National Relaxation Day.
Are you relaxing?
So, in honor of this special day I bring to you the Top Ten Things To Do On National Relaxation Day:
10. Do nothing.
9. Do nothing, it's National Relaxation Day.
8. Do absolutely nothing.
7. Write a top ten list about doing nothing.
6. Relax after doing absolutely nothing.
5. Well, that's all I can manage. I'm not supposed to be doing anything, remember? And when I think about it, writing a list about doing nothing is actually doing something...
I'm gonna go take a nap...