It's National Relaxation Day

Today, August 15, 2013, is National Relaxation Day. Are you relaxing? So, in honor of this special day I bring to you the Top Ten Things To Do On National Relaxation Day: 10. Do nothing. 9.   Do nothing, it's National Relaxation Day. 8.   Do absolutely nothing. 7.   Write a top ten list about doing nothing. 6.    Relax after doing absolutely nothing. 5.    Well, that's all I can manage. I'm not supposed to be doing anything, remember? And when I think about it, writing a  list about doing nothing is actually doing something... I'm gonna go take a nap...