On my sixth day of dieting my body said to me:
6 sugar-free Jello cups
YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight)
4 protein shakes
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.
HEY! It's Christmastime! Don't you need an extra gift for Uncle Fred or "the take the present and pass it game?" Give a copy of my latest book. It makes a great gift.