Have you picked up a copy of my book yet? It makes a great gift!
On my eighth day of dieting my body said to me:
8 glasses of water
7 slimey salads
6 sugarfree Jello cups
YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight)
4 protein shakes
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.