The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day XII

On my twelfth day of dieting my body said to me: 12 disappointing weigh ins 11 yucky carrot sticks 10 minutes of walking 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Thank goodness, that's over! There's always next year! Now, let's eat!

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day XI

On my eleventh day of dieting my body said to me: 11 yucky carrot sticks 10 minutes of walking 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day X

On my tenth day of dieting my body said to me: 10 minutes of walking 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day IX

On my ninth day of dieting my body said to me: 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day VII

On my seventh day of dieting my body said to me: 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day VI

On my sixth day of dieting my body said to me: 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day V

On my fifth day of dieting my body said to me: YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day IV

On my fourth day of dieting my body said to me: 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day III

On my third day of dieting my body said to me: 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day II

On the second day of dieting my body said to me: 2 hunger pains... ...and You're gonna do great! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day I

Please join me as I begin my quest to become the MA not so Fat Woman. I'm sure you've heard this holiday classic The Twelve days of Christmas, well, my version is The Twelve Days of Dieting. Check back for added days and don't hesitate to sing along! On my first day of dieting my body said to me, "You can do it, just think how much better you'll feel..."