Some More Things I Wonder About

Why is the couple in the erectile dysfunction ads always sitting in a broken down bathtub? Nothing in my mind conjures up romance more than an old rusty bathtub. Let's do it here, right now! The persons in the stop smoking advertisements are all skinny. Come again. They're all skinny. How is that possible? Almost every person that I've known that has quit smoking could play tackle for the Miami Dolphins. Why do they always show feminine napkin commercials when I'm having my dinner? This chicken sure is moist...moisture leakage protection that keeps you stain free. Why are there so many restrictions on things? Get everything on sale, at least 150% off the regular retail price, shoot, we'll even send you a check for the full purchase price...blah, yada, blah, some restrictions apply. Why are certain contests and happenings void here prohibited and not available in all states? I'm sure elected officials have nothing better to do than sit around and think of future events that they can void and not allow in certain states. Oh wait! They already do that. Why can't all stores participate? Get a Big Mac for a penny--at participating stores nationwide--which really means ain't nobody participating. But, hey, We got you here, why not try this burger for $8.99? I have a whole bunch more of these why's floating around and then I stopped and wondered why I was writing about them. I'm not sure why. It just makes you wonder sometimes, though, doesn't it? Or is it just me? ...I wonder.

Why?

Why are gas prices approaching 3 bucks again? Why have gas prices risen almost 50 cents a gallon in the last three weeks? Am I the only one wondering why? Does anyone know the answers to my questions? I bet you're wondering why I am wondering? I'm not sure, I was just wondering! Anyone?