Caption This Wednesday

Everyone else does it, so, why not me? Go ahead! Take a look at this lovely photo I plucked from somewhere and give it your best shot. Caption this! The one that I like the best will be rewarded with a post of the day. What is that? It's a post for you, all about you and anything you want me to tell about you. If I don't know anything about you, I'll just make some stuff up. But still, you'll be the topic of the day. Caption this! I'll pick a winner on 12/20/2009.

Another Holiday Conversation

If you missed the original Holiday Conversations post you can check it out here. The following are actual conversations from the 2009 holiday season. Sister: I know what you can get me for Christmas this year. But, you'll have to order it online. MA Fat Woman: Well, what is it? Sister: It's an insulated cup. They cost 10 bucks each. MAFW: Whoa, that's a lot! Mom: Want to see what I want for Christmas? MAFW: Sure, what is it? Mom: It's called a napsack. It's right here in the ABC catalog. MAFW: Why do you need a backpack? Are you going camping or back to school? Mom: NO! It's not a backpack, it's a napsack. You take it with you when you are travelling and lay it on the bed or wherever you are sleeping. It even has room for a pillow. That way you don't have to touch the blankets or bed spreads; they can be really gross, you know. Brother: What are you getting mom for Christmas? MAFW: Not sure. She showed me something in the ABC catalog... Brother: Oh God! Not the ABC catalog again. MAFW: I found out what mom wanted for Christmas? Sister: What? MAFW: It's something like a backpack, but they call it a napsack. Sister: Oh Lord! It's not from the ABC catalog, is it? MAFW: Sister wants some kind of insulated cup for Christmas. It costs ten bucks. Mom: Whoa, that's a lot! Insulated cup, huh? You three kids are nuts about your drinking cups. MAFW: I looked, but couldn't find it anywhere. It must be in one of those specialty shops at the mall; although she said she saw it online. Mom: Hmmm, did you check the ABC catalog...?

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day XII

On my twelfth day of dieting my body said to me: 12 disappointing weigh ins 11 yucky carrot sticks 10 minutes of walking 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Thank goodness, that's over! There's always next year! Now, let's eat!

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day XI

On my eleventh day of dieting my body said to me: 11 yucky carrot sticks 10 minutes of walking 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day X

On my tenth day of dieting my body said to me: 10 minutes of walking 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day IX

On my ninth day of dieting my body said to me: 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.

The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day VIII

On my eighth day of dieting my body said to me: 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Boy, howdy! You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.