| On my twelfth day of dieting my body said to me: 12 disappointing weigh ins 11 yucky carrot sticks 10 minutes of walking 9 times I've cheated 8 glasses of water 7 slimey salads 6 sugarfree Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Thank goodness, that's over! There's always next year! Now, let's eat! |
Saturday, December 12, 2009
The Twelve Days Of Dieting...Day XII
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3 comments:
That was pretty good - thanks for the laugh. Pretty creative of you!
I want to steal it :)
I've seen a number of your verses and must say, your version is really funny--I love it and I can totally relate! And yes, time for Christmas cookies!
Ahhhh...sorry by the 12 disappointing weigh ins...And, it would be the same with me...Good postings...
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