Now, it's time for another birthday. My big brother is celebrating his birthday today. His nickname is Boy, sometimes called Big Boy.
Boy is a fan of WW II and can give you all the information ever needed if you are building a house since he has a background in construction.
He taught me how to play football, throw a baseball for a perfect strike (complete with a full wind up) and how to play chess.
He also taught me how to chew tobacco, scratch my butt, cuss a blue streak, burp the alphabet, throw cow patties, use the tractor and manure spreader to drive to town for hot dogs and Sour Cream Doritos when Mom and Dad were working, castrate a hog and spit and catch loogies.
Most of these tricks I have since out grown! (Most)
However, it is good knowledge to have. You never know when you might need to do some castrating.
So here's to you! Happy Birthday!
Brothers can teach girls things they would learn from no other. Happy Birthday to your Big Boy.
Big Boy says thanks! Happy New Year!
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