Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Random Conversations

The Seen- The parking lot of a grocery store in a small southern town on a mid February sunny day.

Me: "Nice weather we're having today?"

Elderly Lady Sitting in Car: "Boy, it sure is. I'm jest sitting here recovering. I had all my theeth pulled out."

Me: "Excuse me?"

Elderly Lady in Car: "I got bad theeth and had have to those things pulled right outta my mouth. Hurt me so bad, that I started screaming for my 'ate dead 'usband to come git me."

Me: "Did you get any pain medicines?"

Elderly lady: "Nahh, 'entist said that I 'ad brittle bones and it might cause me to slip and fall and break a 'ip. Don't wanna do that. You been to the doctor lately?"

Me: "Well, acutally, I just spent three hours there today."

Elderly lady: "Oh, you poor chil'. It 'ust pains me to see you young folks 'aving so many problems. Ouch, that 'urt--wind must've got in there. Well, 'ere comes my dauther, we're going to someplace where they supposed to fit me for some 'alse theeth. 'ope you 'eel better. Bye, Bye!

2 comments:

Lin said...

Oh, god, I think you just talked to my mother. Not kidding. That's the kind of sh*t she does and then tells me about later. I don't want to get old!!!

Life With Dogs said...

Ouch! Tooth pain is the worst.

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