Saturday, February 14, 2009

My Funny Valentine

Roses are red and violets are blue
From the MA Fat Woman
Happy Valentine's Day to You !

I know it's kinda lame but it's the thought that counts, right? I was going to send you a box of chocolate but I ate them instead. And they were good.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam.

Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Chesterfield
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, or I'll Joe home.

XOXOXO Happy Valentine's Day!

MA Fat Woman

3 comments:

Descartes said...

I love chocolate, and not just the fancy kind that you find in boxes.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.

Lin said...

Funny! Thanks for eating the candy for me!

Jeanne said...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!

(Gotta love a good knock knock joke. Or any joke, really.)

Thanks for coming over and deciding to hang out!

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