| Roses are red and violets are blue From the MA Fat Woman Happy Valentine's Day to You ! I know it's kinda lame but it's the thought that counts, right? I was going to send you a box of chocolate but I ate them instead. And they were good. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam. Knock, Knock, Who's there? Chesterfield Chesterfield who? Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him. Knock, knock Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe Butch, Jimmy and Joe who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, or I'll Joe home. XOXOXO Happy Valentine's Day! MA Fat Woman |
Saturday, February 14, 2009
My Funny Valentine
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3 comments:
I love chocolate, and not just the fancy kind that you find in boxes.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Funny! Thanks for eating the candy for me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
(Gotta love a good knock knock joke. Or any joke, really.)
Thanks for coming over and deciding to hang out!
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