Summertime Conversations

***The following conversation took place between my mother and me a few days ago. We hadn't spoken in over a week which is unusual for us. Riiiiinnnnngggggg Me: Hello? Mom: What'cha doing? Me: Sweatin'! Mom: Oh! What'cha been doing? Me: Sweating. Mom: I see. Me: How was your trip? Mom: Warm. Me: Did you do any sight-seeing? Mom: Well, we started to get out of the car once, but it was too hot. Me: I see. When did you get back? Mom: A few days ago. Did you do anything for Friend's birthday? Me: We were gonna go fishing, but it was too humid. Went to the casino instead. Mom: Oh, my! How much did you lose? Me: None! I came out ahead for a change. Mom: Wow! Good for you. What about Friend? Me: Well...it wasn't her day. She did get to keep her birthday cake, though. Mom: Hahahahaha. Lololololololol. Hehehehhe... Me: You shouldn't laugh at that... Mom: I can't help it; it's funny to me. Me: I'm going to cook a birthday dinner, do you want to come eat? Mom: Come to your house? In this heat? Heavens, no! It would be fun to watch you play musical air conditioners, though. Well, gotta go, Wheel of Fortune is on. Bye. Click!