![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm5HPGLgdAYJRzClHmCGRLJ7gl5AMDQnd4wTv282hZ6twqF_-4KuuQuhpgsYqJKmu9MtTprhyphenhyphen4jvw7ILp92mTx4VufQp2ul4pO8-VOKisvBOD17IP8_oHpEytXwjXizO04SPjNESGeMzw/s400/th_12-days-of-christmas-3-french-hens-.jpg) My crazy neighbor, Miss Merlethem Shatz, caught me outside today as I was putting up my Christmas lights. She said she had been watching me through the window and I looked like I could use a snack. Now, I'm always up for a snack, but she brought me one of those yucky tasting low-carb bars that usually results in a mad dash to the bathroom upon consumption.
I'm nothing if not neighborly, so I ate it and...well...it works great in my song.
On my third day of dieting my body said to me:
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
...and a
You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel. |
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