Twelve Days Of Dieting...Year III...Day 12

On my twelfth day of dieting my body said to me: 12 disappointing weigh-ins 11 times the MA Fat Woman has told me to pick up her new book 10 minutes of walking 9 times I've cheated (ate at Olive Garden) 8 glasses of water 7 slimy salads 6 sugar free Jello cups YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight) 4 protein shakes 3 low-carb bars 2 hunger pains... ...and a Thank goodness, that's over! There's always next year! Now, let's eat!