It's So Cold Or It's Colder Than...

A few of my favorites. Feel free to leave your own cold/colder comments in the comments section. It's so cold that my Christmas decorations are now permanently affixed to my house. It's so cold that my runny nose is now a small icicle. It's so cold that even Mother Nature has been asking for another blanket. It's colder than an Eskimo's Eskimo pie. And my personal favorite, although I don't know why...It's colder than a witch's titty