Wednesday, January 6, 2010

It's So Cold Or It's Colder Than...

A few of my favorites. Feel free to leave your own cold/colder comments in the comments section.

It's so cold that my Christmas decorations are now permanently affixed to my house.

It's so cold that my runny nose is now a small icicle.

It's so cold that even Mother Nature has been asking for another blanket.

It's colder than an Eskimo's Eskimo pie.

And my personal favorite, although I don't know why...It's colder than a witch's titty


Queen-Size funny bone said...

colder than a polar bears bed.

Margaret Hall said...

Hi----Hope your holidays were GREAT~!!! Missed coming by your blog...Will play catch-up....

One that our family bounces around is--"Colder than a well digger's @$$!"

Mari said...

it's colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra ... one of my favorites too.

Grayquill said...

You are naughty :)
It's colder than my old grandmas glare.

Rae said...

How about this one?
It's so cold outside that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets!
ha! Stay warm & welcome back!

Marla said...

It's colder than (insert politician's name) heart.



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