|In honor of the first major cold snap to hit my neck of the woods this year, here are a few of my favorite sayings. Feel free to leave your own cold/colder comments in the comments section.
It's so cold that my Jack O'Lantern almost froze to death.
It's so cold that my runny nose is now a small icicle.
It's so cold that even Mother Nature has been asking for another blanket.
I wonder if I got any gas left in the tank from last year?
I don't. Can I borrow $500?
And my personal favorite, although I don't know why...It's colder than a witch's titty