|On my twelfth day of dieting my body said to me:
12 disappointing weigh ins
11 yucky carrot sticks
10 minutes of walking
9 times I've cheated
8 glasses of water
7 slimey salads
6 sugarfree Jello cups
YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight)
4 protein shakes
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
Thank goodness, that's over! There's always next year! Now, let's eat!
That was pretty good - thanks for the laugh. Pretty creative of you!
I want to steal it :)
I've seen a number of your verses and must say, your version is really funny--I love it and I can totally relate! And yes, time for Christmas cookies!
Ahhhh...sorry by the 12 disappointing weigh ins...And, it would be the same with me...Good postings...
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