Monday, September 15, 2008

Taken At Face Value

I’m always looking for ways to better myself which means that I spend a lot of time looking at want ads.

Right now, I’m especially hooked on Craigslist. There are hundreds of ways listed to make a million dollars by only working fifteen minutes a day. Or, you can work from home taking surveys or becoming a research panelist.

It’s all a bunch of crap.

Don’t fall for it.

As I was perusing the professional listings, after all, I am college-educated; I was startled to see a job listed for a colon hydrotherapist and the location of the position was at a spa.

Now, I’m not really sure what a colon hydrotherapist does and I really don’t want to go to a spa to have my colon hydrotherapized.

I thought about doing a search to see how Webster might define this position, but, I’m already so repulsed at what I think colon hydrotherapy might be that I might just throw up.

There are some things that I just don’t want to know, so, I’ll take colon hydrotherapy at face value and move on to the next job.

I wonder if they have a colon hydrotherapy union.

Lose weight, feel great, and support your local United Intestinal Enema Givers of America—available at your local health spa.


Da Old Man said...


Gianetta said...

You said it!

Anonymous said...

Nothing really makes my day like a well administered grand colonic.



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