On my twelfth day of dieting my body said to me:
12 disappointing weigh-ins
11 times the MA Fat Woman has told me to pick up her new book
10 minutes of walking
9 times I've cheated (ate at Olive Garden)
8 glasses of water
7 slimy salads
6 sugar free Jello cups
YOU LOST 5 POUNDS (all water weight)
4 protein shakes
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
Thank goodness, that's over! There's always next year! Now, let's eat!