My crazy neighbor, Miss Merlethem Shatz, caught me outside today as I was putting up my Christmas lights. She said she had been watching me through the window and I looked like I could use a snack. Now, I'm always up for a snack, but she brought me one of those yucky tasting low-carb bars that usually results in a mad dash to the bathroom upon consumption.
I'm nothing if not neighborly, so I ate it and...well...it works great in my song.
Don't forget to buy a copy of my new book. It makes a great gift!
On my third day of dieting my body said to me:
3 low-carb bars
2 hunger pains...
You can do it! Just think how much better you'll feel.